Watching “I am comic”. It’s really good and mak… does anyone read my tumblr?
Driving over 3 hours with my wife to go look at a baby. She better not get any ideas. Neither should my wife…
I pulled a great prank on my room mate one time. He was fast asleep and i put his hand in a cup of warm water and then I pee’d all over him.
Watched two guys talking shit to each other in the la huerta parking lot and then one of the dudes looks at me and says”what the fuck are you looking at?!!” and I said “I have that same shirt!”