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Christmas eve

Christmas eve

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Watching “I am comic”. It’s really good and mak… does anyone read my tumblr?

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Sold.

Sold.

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I don’t know what to do now. Guess I could start patching up my marriage.

I don’t know what to do now. Guess I could start patching up my marriage.

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Look at the baby

Driving over 3 hours with my wife to go look at a baby. She better not get any ideas. Neither should my wife…

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Writers Block

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I pulled a great prank on my room mate one time. He was fast asleep and i put his hand in a cup of warm water and then I pee’d all over him.

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La Huerta

Watched two guys talking shit to each other in the la huerta parking lot and then one of the dudes looks at me and says”what the fuck are you looking at?!!” and I said “I have that same shirt!”

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Drifters Open Mic Night - 8/5/10

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Almost have this one nailed down.